Topless Sandals Are Like Walking On A Nice Fluffy Carpet

April 20, 2008 – 5:30 pm

by Brock Obama

These Topless Sandals I bought off of MyCoolFeet.com are mind - boggling! They stay on magically. When I ordered them off of MyCoolFeet.com, I wasn’t so sure about these things, now it’s all I wear; well, I guess still wear clothes! Anyway, I was astounded at how great they felt, it’s like walking on rubber, with a thin layer of glue. The sandals are made with an adhesive on the top that makes them stick to the bottom of your feet!

Eventually you will have to clean your topless sandals from the oils and dirt from your nasty feet to reactivate the glue. All you have to do is scrub with some dish soap and water, and dry them with a hair dryer. Or if you are a lazy bum, you can just let them air dry. We have a terrible fly problem at our house; my wife tried to use my sandals as a fly trap. Sadly they did not work. So I do not recommend these topless sandals as a fly catcher. It’s made of a different kind of adhesive; the sandals come off without any residue on your feet!

These sticky sandals work like a band-aid! NOTE: DO NOT USE AS A BAND-AID! It is NOT a band-aid, it is a sandal! Under the adhesive are different cloth designs to suit everyone’s taste, which don’t really matter because your feet are covering the beautifully designed fabrics.

These Sandals make great gifts for friends, teachers, plumbers, food salesmen, web site designers, lactation consultants, and even retired people. The sandals are great for birthdays and special occasions. Other than sandals that stick to your feet, MyCoolFeet.com also has foot jewelry, and if I were a woman I would love the toe rings, Tierra anklets, and the toe thongs!

The Topless Sandals can help all you people out there with foot pain and blisters on the top of your foot, with these flip flops, there are no straps or thongs that rub on the top of your feet and no flip and flop when you walk! You can also wear these sticky things with socks, which sure you will look stupid but who cares, you will still get attention with the sandals no matter what!

I have worn my sandals through dew, rain, ponds, and I have taken showers in them, and other than ponds they stayed on the whole time! Your Topless Sandals just don’t need to be that wet, but if you are going to take a dip in the pool dip your sandals in it too because the chlorine causes the adhesive to work even better!

While you may not want to wear these shoes to bed; they are still a load of fun and very comfortable indeed. Take care of them and enjoy this great warm weather keeping your feet cool, tan, happy, free, bare and safe. For the best prices and selection, go to MyCoolFeet.com.

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